Okay, here's the deal - I was too lazy to write my own about page. So guess what, I had a friend write it for me. Hehe, so in the words of the Physics Goddess, here is what she thought should be on the about page. Some stuff she says might be foreign to those who weren't in my physics class, but it doesn't matter that much does it? How much of my readers aren't my friends? Take it away Robynne.

Normally this page would be written by Ryan (y'know the author), but since he's lazy and his wrist hurts, I (the all powerful Physics Goddess aka Robynne) will be writing it. Anyways, so Evil Newton originated in Mrs. Schweiger's physics class at Klein Oak High School. Mrs. Schweiger is the best physics teacher ever. Many a year ago, before the coming of AP Physics, there was Physics II-Honors. Some person in that class made a little comic book about an evil teddy bear called Newton. Until recently I was not aware that the original Newton was evil having never gotten around to reading the original despite spending two years in Mrs. Schweiger's class. Then last year (2000-2001), Mrs. Schweiger started teaching AP Physics. Huzzah! The world rejoiced! And that year, Mrs. Schweiger had the best students ever including Ryan and myself. Ryan decided to revive Evil Newton in his own comic book, and it was spiffy keen. I especially liked the one where Sean is sleeping and well the one where I save the day of course. Oh yeah, the teddy bear Newton actually exists, but it isn't evil although I have been injured in the vicinity of Newton. You see, Newton is sitting on top of a bowling ball that hangs from the ceiling. If you stand up while underneath it, you get hurt. The bowling ball has its purpose for demonstrating physics, but I don't feel like explaining it at the moment. Back to the comic. Now, we're in college, the comic has moved to the internet and is supposedly coming out on a regular schedule. It would be way more off schedule if not for my harassing Ryan. I am very impatient. Ryan tells me I came here forty-three times last month. I keep checking. I think that sums up the history of the comic. Now to tell you all about Ryan. I've known Ryan for about a year now. He's keen. He attends the University of Texas at Dallas which is almost as cool as the THE University of Texas. He's a computer science major (guess what major I am) and a skilled artist. He actually draws his comics by hand unlike me. I take pictures and slap on dialogue. Ryan is very silly and sometimes quite strange which is usually amusing. I think that just about covers it, and if you ever disagree with something I wrote, just remember that I am always right. Just ask Ryan.

Ahem, well thank you Robynne. I'll actually put some of my own words in here eventually.

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